This guy once got drunk and hugged a statue of a lady.

Still, he's the best man.
Consistently and for no apparent reason appearing as though he's just been captured on CCTV, Tim has turned down numerous job opportunities; notably at Tom Ford; No Fear; The Salvation Army (swimwear division); and Boy Gigolo in Roman Polanski's 'Red Riding Dude.'
Facebook friends with Julian Assange, Tim has dedicated the majority of earth life to spreading the truth about caramello bears, love, philosophy, chalk, and Foschini's.
Music cannot contain him. Life cannot debate him.
The best part? He smells like freshly shaved pencil crayons in an empty classroom after school.